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Friday night: Girl on the bus, talking animatedly on her mobile: "Mmm, we've got a good relationship. He carries me home when I'm paralytic and I patch him up when he gets beaten up... Right, so meet me outside the shop where I robbed the Lambrini, yeah?" Saturday night: "So a rhombus can fit inside any shape? A rhombus is the slag of the shape world!" "I like the Northern line. It's like a drunken uncle where you're not sure if he abused you as a child or not." Sunday night: Playing a new game called How Do You Solve A Problem Called "The Flatmate's Ex Who Refuses To Leave?" (Answer: stop dropping hints and just ask her to go already.) Monday morning: The discovery that the Waterloo & City line is the strangest line of all to board in the mornings. Commuters use their Tube Sense to divine where the doors are and line up exactly in place for them. The second, less revelatory, discovery that getting to work within an hour of waking up (when your commute is 50 minutes) leaves you feeling discombobulated and unravelled. No amount of tea will cure me today.
